﻿key=v0.35
0=cuts off %c%05%nick%%c%'s arm, and beats him to death with it.
1=pulls out a big stick and slaps %nick% ass a few times
2=kicks %nick% in the ass... leaving his foot embedded in his asshole... guess you can stay... I need my foot.
3=manages to find %nick%'s house.  He waits until %nick% gets ready to leave, and waits on his porch.  %nick% comes outside shocked wondering what %me% is doing on his porch.  $me then gets up and smashes an axe on %nick%, critically wounding him.  %me% isn't done yet, as he takes %nick% back into the house, and proceeds to beat him senseless with whip
4=pulls a machine gun on %nick% , and aims it at %nick% 's feet. %me% shoots vigorously at %nick% 's feet while yelling "Dance motherfucker! DANCE!"
5=thinks %nick% should compile a resume, and send it to Telecom, in order to become the operator that he so desparately wishes to become.
6=decides to teach %nick% a lesson, so he rape's %nick% 's little sister, and her little dog too.
7=slaps %nick% silly. Oops, too late, you already are.
8=shoves a large stick with nails in it up %nick% 's arse.
9=warns %nick% that if he says anything again I will throw his head through his screen
10=gets a fork and stabs it in %nick%'s toe
11=aims...........Fire's the Glock.....PocK!....One round in the Head of %nick%....."Killed that Tango Fuck!"
12=takes aim from a rooftop above,..... snipe!.......... %nick% is killed by a silenced rifle! "Got that Tango Fucker!"
13=Slaps %nick% upside the Fuckin Head..and yells "BiaTcH!!"
14=looks at %nick% and says one more op word from you and I put my BOOTs on
15=thinks %nick% is the lamest thing that has ever walked the IRC!
16=thinks %nick% drinks beer like Cadbury chocolate, a glass and a half is all it takes.
20=throws a pig's head at %nick%
21=cuts off %nick% 's arm, and beats him to death with it.
22=gets out his axe and hacks away at %nick% 's neck until his head falls off. Eeeewww, what a fuckin mess!
23=cuts %nick% into little bits and stuffs him in his freezer for later.
24=punches %nick% and knocks him out, %me% takes %nick% back to his place, and ties him, spreadeagled to his dining room table, %me% cuts %nick% 's clothes off, and smears whipped cream all over him %me% then throws open a door, and Roseanne, who %me% also kidnapped, a week ago, and has been starving since, comes in, and attacks %nick% , in a feeding frenzy.
25=Runs round %chan% 10 times, Then Grabs %nick% and rubs their nose into his armpits.....OoooooSNIFF
26=slaps %nick% around with a week old rotten fish
27=slaps %nick% across the face with an old pair of wrestlers Jock Straps
28=slaps %nick% around with a well used Prostitutes G-String
29=slaps %nick% in the face with a cream filled Donut, then begins to slloooowwwllyyy lick it of, mmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!
30=dumps a bag of fresh Cow dung all over %nick%'s head
31=dons an 7 Orange rubber glove before slapping %nick% around the face and yelling "You've been 7 Tangoed!!!!
32=Slaps %nick% around with a rather Big and Heavy sword.............then says "mmmmmmmm perhaps wrong choice" as he watches %nick% head go rolling along the floor
33=slaps a large trout around a bit with %nick%
34=slaps %nick% around a bit with a small whale!
35=slaps %nick% around a bit with an old keyboard!
36=slaps %nick% around a bit with a large feather!
37=slaps %nick% with an old diaper full of extricated chile burritos!
38=WARNING %nick% asshole come LOL
40=slaps %nick% did you see my love %nick%